Shock Tarts

While others rush to market, we take time to curate. Each strain in our collection is hand-selected, properly tested, and presented with the respect it deserves. We maintain the same exacting standards you'd expect from any premium product in your life.

Our curation process combines industry expertise with rigorous quality control. Every strain must meet our strict criteria for genetic authenticity, cultivation excellence, and consistent expression before joining our collection.

We believe in full transparency. Each product undergoes comprehensive laboratory analysis for potency, terpene profiles, and purity. We test for everything you'd want to know about and everything you might not think to ask about.

Simple answer? We don't play games with testing. Our reported percentages reflect our strict compliance with state and federal regulations.

We love cannabis as much as you do and nothing is more annoying than smoking a strain whose effects don't match up with what is reported. This is why we go the extra mile to personally test random samples. We've also built out a comprehensive scoring rubrics that we use to create our strain guides and summaries.

Our curators are here to guide your selection based on your preferences and desired experience. Whether you're seeking creative inspiration or evening relaxation, we'll help you find your perfect match.

We believe in fair pricing for premium products. While our focus is quality over quantity, we price our products to reflect their true value - not artificial scarcity or market hype.

Yes. Our Creator Series membership program offers early access to new releases, limited editions, and special events. Details available soon.

All our products comply with current Texas law regarding THCA content. We maintain strict compliance with all federal and state regulations.

THCA (Tetrahydrocannabinolic acid) is the non-psychoactive precursor to THC. Under current law, THCA products are legal in Texas when properly sourced and tested.

We work with leading industry compliance experts and legal counsel to ensure every aspect of our operation exceeds regulatory requirements.

Banking and payment processing in our industry can be complex. We maintain multiple secure payment options for your convenience while ensuring full compliance with financial regulations.

Premium cannabis deserves proper care. We suggest storing your cannabis flower between 65-70°F temperature and 58-62% humidity in a cool, dark space (bonus points for UV-protected glass).

For optimal preservation, the original packaging is more than fine for short term storage up to 4 weeks. Anything over a month, we suggest a glass container with humidity pack if neccessary.

When properly stored, our products will maintain their potency with minimal degradation in quality for six months to one year. Our products are likely the "freshest" you'll come across because we source our strains seed to farm.

We believe in mindful consumption. Our curators can guide you on optimal usage methods, timing, and complementary activities to enhance your experience.